Looking for the perfect gift for your car obsessed partner? Or, more likely, are you car obsessed yourself and struggling to think of things to put on your list to Santa. Well read on... Buying Christmas presents is a minefield of procrastination, followed by last minute panic buying, usually resulting in the purchase of absolute tosh amid a cavalcade of equally panicked (and largely male) shoppers on Christmas Eve.
And it's that annual rigmarole that prevents you from getting too upset when you open up a Toblerone wrapped in a pair of socks, like a Yuletide sausage roll, on Christmas morning - because you understand what the giver went through trying to think of what you might like, before finally giving up and picking up whatever's next to the till at Marks.
This year, however, we're here to help as we present our top five gifts for the slightly car obsessed, which we can only assume you are. There's a gift for every pocket too, so pick one you like and get hinting.
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Brighten up your dashboard with a flashy new stereo head unit, because they're not as cheesy as they used to be. Honest. Read more
Ever wondered what it would be like to cane around a dirt track like Tommi Makinen, or spectacularly write off a Ferrari like Ian Wright? Well wonder no more. Read more
The prancing horse can be found on all kinds of tacky tat, offering poor people the chance to be just like rich people. Without the money. Read more