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Five ugly cars needing their facelifts

Five ugly cars needing their facelifts

Cars aren't that different to people - hit middle age and it's crisis time. But that's nothing a good makeover can't cure... right? Recycling is just about the coolest thing anyone can do these days; heck, the Government is actually throwing money at us right now to recycle our old bangers. In the industry, however, recycling has been going on for years. It's also known as 'facelifting,' 'refreshing,' 'model year updating,' and all kinds of other euphemisms that try to mask the process of selling an old car as 'new'.

That's a cynical approach, of course, and while the midlife facelift is often just an excuse to put an old car back in the public eye (a few recent notables spring to mind), there are times when an overhaul is an absolute essential if a car is to avoid sinking without trace entirely. Conversely, sometimes a maker can ruin a perfectly good car for no reason with overenthusiastic use of the designers' pen. Or chrome, as the case may be. Anyway, read on for our top five - you might be surprised at what's there.

  1. Ford Scorpio, Good body, bad face

    Ford Scorpio, Good body, bad face

    Quite simply one of the ugliest faces committed to a car. Ever. Read more

  2. BMW 7 Series, Flame surfacing not so hot

    BMW 7 Series, Flame surfacing not so hot

    The 2001 BMW 7 Series marked the birth of Chris Bangle's controversial 'flame surfacing' era. The outcry was loud. Read more

  3. Saab 9-5, A chrome spectacle

    Saab 9-5, A chrome spectacle

    There's nothing like a bit of bling to cushion the blow of a midlife crisis. Sadly, the 9-5's chrome specs were more granny than gangsta. Read more

  4. Fiat Multipla, From pretty odd to oddly pretty

    Fiat Multipla, From pretty odd to oddly pretty

    The Fiat Multipla stood alone in the late '90s as a car that could make people actually point and laugh out loud. Then it got boring. Read more

  5. Subaru Impreza, Addicted to surgery

    Subaru Impreza, Addicted to surgery

    The second generation Impreza developed something of an addiction to cosmetic surgery. It's obvious why. Read more