Rolls-Royce Phantom Drophead Coupé, The Phantom Santa
Well, Santa has to have a convertible, doesn't he? And who'd begrudge the jolly old man one of the best? There's no way Santa would rock up to a Lapland ice dance in a Peugeot 308 CC. He's a man of dignity, respect, honour, and gigantic rotundity - all qualities which don't work harmoniously with your average French coupé-cabriolet.
But the Phantom Drophead is the perfect fit. It has oak everywhere, with rear decking made of solid teak - just like the decking on Santa's sleigh. And his halls, for that matter. The Drophead's 6.75-litre V12 pumps out 377g/km of CO2, which makes it a handy tool for generating Lapland firewood as well. Simply park up at the nearest fir tree, turn the engine on, blip the throttle and voila! Tree falls down.
In fact, Santa loves his Roller so much that there was talk of him ditching his sleigh altogether and having Patch, his chief of staff, convert it to a flying machine using magic glitter fuel. Sadly, the Drophead's boot was too small with the roof down, and Santa's PR team reckoned it wouldn't look very 'of the people' or something. Rudolph was happy, though - he'd been hearing the word "glue" all too frequently around that time.
