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Five cars that seemed like a good idea at the time

Five cars that seemed like a good idea at the time

For all the focus groups, design concepts and millions of pounds that makers pour into their new models, sometimes they still get it plain wrong. When I was a kid there were few things I could think of more exciting than designing my own car. In fact, until Weird Science introduced the concept of designing my own real-life lady friend, having a car made just for me was my life's aim. That and discovering the secret formula for Coke, obviously.

But getting a car right is much harder than it looks - just ask Homer Simpson. Let's face it, most of us, if tasked with penning the ultimate car, would unleash exactly the type of adolescent embarrassment that The Homer was, with its huge grille and massive cup holders... hang on, don't most cars have both those things now? Anyway, it's nice to know that carmakers can be human too, capable of conjuring up metal so inept and/or ugly and/or badly timed that only the mentalist minority would buy one.

Most of the cars on this list are mere blips from otherwise successful companies, though in one case, so catastrophic was the entire debacle surrounding the car that a stint at her majesty's pleasure beckoned for those involved. Read on to find out which that is.

  1. Renault Avantime, Too far ahead of its time

    Renault Avantime, Too far ahead of its time

    When the fundamental requirement of a coupé is to look good, why make your coupé look like a people carrier? Read more

  2. Mercedes-Benz R-Class, R you joking?

    Mercedes-Benz R-Class, R you joking?

    BMW had been successfully selling ugly cars for years by the time Mercedes had a proper go at it. Sadly, the R-Class is just too ugly. Read more

  3. Volkswagen Phaeton, Stranded flagship

    Volkswagen Phaeton, Stranded flagship

    The VW roundel is usually considered a good thing - a status symbol, even. Sadly, on the Phaeton it has the opposite effect. Read more

  4. Jaguar X-Type, X-Factor? It's a no from us.

    Jaguar X-Type, X-Factor? It's a no from us.

    The X-Type was, and still is, a decent car. But it also sits alongside the XF these days as a stark reminder of why Ford had to set the big cat free. Read more

  5. DeLorean DMC-12, Time travail

    DeLorean DMC-12, Time travail

    The DMC-12, aka the DeLorean, is perhaps the worst car ever to achieve genuine legend status. Great Scott! Read more